Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Dear all, here is something i found and wanted to share with you all...

Funny Modern Math's

1. Equation1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoyDonkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
2. Equation 2Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
3. Equation 3Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So,
Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And,
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So,
we have…Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore…from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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