Geeta Sarans

LOVE QUESTIONAIR

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.

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1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?

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2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

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3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing
because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

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4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

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5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you
took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

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7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

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8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your
head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

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9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

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If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love , Aakash

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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........

Aakash ,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

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1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No

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2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No

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3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No

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4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

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5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No

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6) Should I not wait for my best friend ( Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No

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7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No

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8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No

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9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily
to Temple . Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you .

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YOUR NAME'S MEANINGS

Instructions : What u do is find out what each letter of ur name means.
Then connect all the meanings & it Describes YOU. [Its True & isn't it Great]
If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example : WONDOR

W = You like your privacy.
O = You are very open-minded.
N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
D = You have trouble trusting people.
O = You are very open-minded.
R = You are a social butterfly.


A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople .
C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D = You have trouble trusting people.
E = You are a very exciting person.
F = Everyone loves you.
G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H = You are not judgmental.
I = You are always smiling and making others smile.
J =Jealously.
K = You like to try new things.
L = Love is something you deeply believe in.
M = Success comes easily to you.
N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
O = You are very open-minded.
P = You are very friendly and understanding.
Q = You are a hypocrite.
R = You are a social butterfly.
S = You are very broad-minded.
T = You have an attitude, a big one.
U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V = You have a very good physique and looks.
W = You like your privacy.
X =You never let people tell you what to do.
Y = You cause a lot of trouble.
Z = You're always fighting with someone.

If your are muscian

Lateral thinking

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking. 
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. 

Think like a wizard . . . 
       man 
Q1. --------- 
       board 


Ans. = man overboard 
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

 

 

   stand 
Q2. ------------ 
   i 




Ans. = I understand 



OK . . . 
Got the drift ? 

Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

 

 

Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/ 






Ans. = reading between the lines 





Q4.  r 
          road 
       a 
       d




Ans. = cross road 


Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself. 




Q5. cycle 
cycle 
cycle 







Ans. = tricycle 


Not easy to figure out ha! 






      0 
Q6. --------- 
       M.D. 
       Ph.D. 








Ans. = two degrees below zero 



C'mon give it a little thought! ! 




     knee 
Q7. ------------ 
     light 








Ans. = neon light 
( knee - on - light ) 



U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

 

 

  ground 
Q8. ------------ --- 
    feet feet feet feet feet feet 











Ans. = six feet underground 



Oh no, not again ! ! 






Q9. he's X himself 







Ans. = he's by himself 



Now u messing up big time. 




Q10. ecnalg 







Ans. = backward glance 


Not even close! ! 




Q11. death ..... life 








Ans. = life after death 


Okay last chance ............ ......

 

Q12. THINK 








Ans. = think big ! ! 




And the last one is real fundoo - - -

 

 

 

 

Q13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .. 




Ans. = long time no 'C'

Sardar Jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date? 
Sardar: 13th October 
Interviewer: Which year? 
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 


Manager asked to sardar at an interview. 
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 
Do I look like a foreigner? 
Wife: No! Why? 
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this 
village??? 
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi 
So Sardar writes, 'Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is 
Jayanthi. 


When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. 


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? 
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 

Guys rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1." ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant it the other way.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.