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Test your skill with this paachvi pass question. Enjoy
Kya aap paachvi paas se tez hai ??
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Answer = 1 REMEMBER THE FIRST LINE. 1 = 5
MORAL OF THE PROBLEM: DON'T COMPLICATE SIMPLE PROBLEMS IN LIFE
1. when in college !!
Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din…..
2. when giving interview to Multi National Company
Tu hi re.. Too hi ree. tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn….
3. waiting for interview result!!
Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki…
4. just joined
Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast…..
5. after some time…
Ye kahaan aagaye hum??
6. After some more time…
Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere
jindagi kya ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)
7. floating the resume
kabootar ja ja ja… kabootar ja ja ja…
8. finally when you don’t get a better offer any longer
Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske siwa jaana kahan.
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.
Another deadly answer.
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down...:
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)'TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.'us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee'.
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:Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & 'jalney lagega'
AGE 20 - DIN RAAT
AGE 28 - ROOZ RAAT
AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT
AGE 48 - CHAAD RAAT
AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT
AGE 68 - BURI BAAT...
Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.
"Johnny, what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office.
The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic.
"What is three times three?"
"Nine, Sir."
"How much is nine times six?"
"Fifty-four."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."
Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agreed.
Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
"Pockets!"
"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"
"Pants."
"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
"Coconut. !"
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge.
"Bubblegum!"
"What does a man do standing up, a woman does! sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
"Shake hands, Ma'am."
"Now for some "Who am I" sort of questions, OK? First one. You stick your poles inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do."
Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"
"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"
"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
"Nose."
"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver."
"Arrow."
"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?"
"Fire truck, Ma'am!"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send him to university!!!!, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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