If your are muscian

Lateral thinking

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking. 
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. 

Think like a wizard . . . 
       man 
Q1. --------- 
       board 


Ans. = man overboard 
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

 

 

   stand 
Q2. ------------ 
   i 




Ans. = I understand 



OK . . . 
Got the drift ? 

Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

 

 

Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/ 






Ans. = reading between the lines 





Q4.  r 
          road 
       a 
       d




Ans. = cross road 


Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself. 




Q5. cycle 
cycle 
cycle 







Ans. = tricycle 


Not easy to figure out ha! 






      0 
Q6. --------- 
       M.D. 
       Ph.D. 








Ans. = two degrees below zero 



C'mon give it a little thought! ! 




     knee 
Q7. ------------ 
     light 








Ans. = neon light 
( knee - on - light ) 



U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

 

 

  ground 
Q8. ------------ --- 
    feet feet feet feet feet feet 











Ans. = six feet underground 



Oh no, not again ! ! 






Q9. he's X himself 







Ans. = he's by himself 



Now u messing up big time. 




Q10. ecnalg 







Ans. = backward glance 


Not even close! ! 




Q11. death ..... life 








Ans. = life after death 


Okay last chance ............ ......

 

Q12. THINK 








Ans. = think big ! ! 




And the last one is real fundoo - - -

 

 

 

 

Q13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .. 




Ans. = long time no 'C'

Sardar Jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date? 
Sardar: 13th October 
Interviewer: Which year? 
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 


Manager asked to sardar at an interview. 
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 
Do I look like a foreigner? 
Wife: No! Why? 
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this 
village??? 
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi 
So Sardar writes, 'Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is 
Jayanthi. 


When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. 


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? 
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!