You Know You Are a Nepali When.....

• You think Mustang is the name of a place.
• You look up when you hear an airplane.
• You point with your lips or with your middle finger.
• Whenever you meet someone you ask, " Have you had your food?" ( bhat khayao?)
• You meet someone in a movie hall and ask, " Have you come to watch a movie?" ( cinema herna ayeko?)
• You call all action movies " action pacck"
• You meet an elder and he/she asks you, " when did you come back?"
• You know the three Ds of partying. i.e- dance, drink and dangdung.
• You think all festivals mean relatives playing cards and getting drunk.
• You cannot drink without chicken chilly and momos.
• You think chicken chilly and momo are nepali food.
• You are crossing a one way street and you have to check both sides. ( daya ani baya )
• You get annoyed when people think you are from Naples.
• Your relatives give you money whenever you visit them. ( even when you are 40)
• When you see a pair of slippers upside down ( ulta chappal) you have to turn it around.
• You dont cut your nails at night. ( alas the devil might take You and yourfamily)
• You feel you havent eaten if you havent had Bhath ( rice).
• You laugh at everything on Nepali TV but you still watch it.
• You dont know that the buff you have been eating is actually short for buffalo.
• You have been dragged to a mandir on saraswati puja so that you will getgood grades.
• You are not allowed to hum or sing while eating.
• Your grandmum doesnt let you whislle at night.
• You cant date someone if you are not in love.
• You have a problem following rules and standing in line.
• You call anyone rajesh hamal if he has a long back-hair.
• You wait for someone going "tinaa-falaam-boraa-botttl e" when you haveloads of beer cans and bottles,
• You watch korean movie and try to act like one,
• You miss those mountains you used to see the moment you opened your eyes in the morning..
• You go out for lunch/ dinner/ whatever in a group and look at the menu for half an hour and order the following:1. momo2. chowmein3. fried rice4. chicken chilli
• You think of titaura and your saliva glands go wild !!
• You think Toyota Corrolla is the no.1 car in the world!You can sing this song... " super top, ma hun super top... ma luga lai seto paarchu..."
• You miss mango tart, wai wai, rara and hatichap chappal..
• You are good at drunk driving, especially on motorcycles...