Sardar Jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date? 
Sardar: 13th October 
Interviewer: Which year? 
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 


Manager asked to sardar at an interview. 
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 
Do I look like a foreigner? 
Wife: No! Why? 
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this 
village??? 
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi 
So Sardar writes, 'Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is 
Jayanthi. 


When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. 


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? 
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!